The Confederacy of Cherfully Candid People is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.799 billion Candids enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cherful With An E. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cherfully Candid Peoplean economy, worth 120 trillion joints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,047 joints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cherfully Candid People's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cherfully Candid People is ranked 25,008^th in the world and 178^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.